Wednesday, December 3, 2008

If It's Wednesday, There Must Be Random News To Report

  • UConn running back Andre Dixon - once the Huskies' starting back until Donald Brown morphed into the second coming of Ray Rice - finished his season in grand style...by getting a DUI, and then a suspension by head coach Randy Edsall.

  • Brian Kelly obviously took Greg Schiano's graduate course "Hold Your University Over A Barrel Until They Agree To Make Massive Capital Improvements They Can't Possibly Afford", because the University of Cincinnati is doing just that to keep him.

  • In what can only be described as a very good life decision, USF quarterback Matt Grothe is coming back to school for his senior season, while defensive end George Selvie is apparently less sure of his future plans each passing day.

  • It took me a minute to figure out why West Virginia would be planning a "White"-Out for its regular season finale against South Florida. Hopefully Pat doesn't take it the wrong way, and sees it for the tribute/pun it is.

If you've got a story I've forgotten to tell, email me, dammit.

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